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$5.93The Story
A cheeky kitchen towel with vintage-inspired squirrel artwork and the kind of table humor Fishs Eddy does best. Featuring a red squirrel guarding its acorns with the phrase “Don’t touch my nuts,” this tea towel brings personality to everyday kitchen cleanup, casual entertaining, and snack-heavy gatherings. It’s funny, useful, and giftable enough for anyone who likes their kitchen linens with a little bite.
Perfect For:
Drying dishes, lining snack baskets, styling bar carts, funny hostess gifts, holiday gifting, and adding humor to everyday kitchen routines.
Pairs Well With:
Don’t Touch My Nuts Bowl, Don’t Touch My Nuts Tray, Fork Off Tray, Lyin’ Whore Shot Glass, and other Pleasantries mugs and tea towels.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
A cheeky kitchen towel with vintage-inspired squirrel artwork and the kind of table humor Fishs Eddy does best. Featuring a red squirrel guarding its acorns with the phrase “Don’t touch my nuts,” this tea towel brings personality to everyday kitchen cleanup, casual entertaining, and snack-heavy gatherings. It’s funny, useful, and giftable enough for anyone who likes their kitchen linens with a little bite.
Perfect For:
Drying dishes, lining snack baskets, styling bar carts, funny hostess gifts, holiday gifting, and adding humor to everyday kitchen routines.
Pairs Well With:
Don’t Touch My Nuts Bowl, Don’t Touch My Nuts Tray, Fork Off Tray, Lyin’ Whore Shot Glass, and other Pleasantries mugs and tea towels.























